How to get drunk?

When you have a low budget for beers at a certain bar and you want to get that “kick” feeling, you better order any of the following:

1. 1 Red Horse Beer
2. 1 Colt Ice
3. 1 San Miguel Strong Ice

When you want to get really wasted, just drink the following:

1. San Miguel Light or Red Horse or any kind of beer

and

2. Tequila or
3. Tanduay Rhum or
4. Emperador Brandy or
5. Other hard drinks

Also, when you really want to get wasted, do not go to the bathroom time to time and do not drink water in between the drinking session.